‘Round here we make it a point to save turtles crossing roadways. We see one, we stop. We stop, dammit. Saving the turtles is a one turtle at a time endeavor. Yesterday’s turtle is saved. tomorrow’s turtle isn’t here yet. There is only today’s turtle. Celebrate Waverly. Celebrate our steady and sure reptilian friends. A rare and different tune radiating like beams of sunshine from the bosom of Souega, the Waverly Minit Mart. All cotton. White w green font. Bumper sticker regrettably not included.